{"product_id":"burn-this-cheaper-than-therapy-candle","title":"Burn This Cheaper Than Therapy Candle","description":"They charge you that much JUST TO TALK!? Instead, get this jar candle displaying a retro inspired pattern and sassy sentiment that reads \"Burn This Candle – It's Cheaper Than Therapy\" on frosted glass. Retro candle features soy-based wax and 3 fabric wicks with 30 hours of burn time activating a relaxing Cedar scent. Questionables jar candles include a dust cover and plastic lid for protection and polished appearance. Our Burn This candle is a home accent designed to call back to a retro style while also calling out a modern mentality. Great for gifting!","brand":"The Cross Eyed Owl Gift Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52799596167484,"sku":"PBK500031","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0261\/8438\/4593\/files\/PBK500031-500031-1.jpg?v=1772064763","url":"https:\/\/the-cross-eyed-owl-gift-shop.myshopify.com\/products\/burn-this-cheaper-than-therapy-candle","provider":"The Cross Eyed Owl Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}